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Jonathan
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
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Location: San Diego
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:23 am Post subject: What is a Cat/What is a Dog |
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What is a CAT?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a DOG?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats. |
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Purr
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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dTas
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
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Location: Woodinville, Washington
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| Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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perfect!
in the back of my head i knew that all along... that's why i get along with my dog so well but for some reason i feel compelled to have a cat around.
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squirrel
Joined: 22 Jun 2004
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Location: Bucharest, Romania
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| Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:15 am Post subject: |
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Peor
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:15 am Post subject: |
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| Oh dear...both lists have something that applies to me.. Does that mean that I am a tiny person in a cat and dog furcoat? ;) |
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dTas
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
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Location: Woodinville, Washington
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| Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Dat?
Cog? |
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Jonathan
Joined: 21 Jun 2004
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Location: San Diego
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Dot?
Cag? |
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Purr
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Dag?
Cot?
Dag cot! :D :wink: |
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Jonathan
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:17 am Post subject: |
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Purr wrote: Dag cot! :D :wink:
Says you!
It's Dot Cag as far as I'm concerned!!! :wink: |
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